When Woe Writes

She doesn't write often.
But when she does, you'll want to know.

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What this is.

Woe reads the sky.
When something matters — she writes it down.
Mercury Retrograde. Eclipses.
The kind of week the planets ruin
without warning you first.

She finds that rude.
So she warns you instead.

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What you'll actually get.

✦ A letter Woe already wrote
  She knew you'd sign up. She was ready.

✦ A few more in the first two weeks
  She's introducing herself.
  Reluctantly. As she does.

✦ Quiet warnings before the loud sky events
  Mercury Retrograde. Eclipses.
  The full moons that actually matter.

✦ Occasionally, something else
  When she has something worth saying.

That's it.
No daily horoscope.
No "good morning bestie" energy.
Just Woe, when Woe has something to say.

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How often?

Roughly 10 to 15 letters a year.
Maybe fewer.
Maybe more, if the sky misbehaves.

She doesn't do "monthly."
She does "when it matters."

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One more thing.

She's working on something else.
Real letters. On paper. In the mail.
Once a month, eventually.
That's a different thing,
for a different time.
If you want to know when it starts,
you'll be on this list anyway.

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You can leave anytime.
She won't take it personally.
(She might. A little.)