Roadmap

Where Woe is going.


（Reluctantly disclosed.）

Fine. You want to know what's coming.
She'll tell you.
Not because she wants to.
Because apparently, transparency builds trust.
(She read that somewhere.)

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Her plans. Such as they are.

  • Phase 1 — Now

    Her Shop is open.
    12 zodiac PDF guides available.
    Personal readings available.
    Woe is here.
    New content on TikTok and Instagram.

  • Phase 2 — Soon

    Monthly Letters.
    Physical letters. Real paper.
    Woe is sourcing materials.
    She's particular. It takes time.
    Join the waitlist to be first.

  • Phase 3 — Later

    Woe merchandise.
    Details withheld.
    She doesn't like to be rushed.

  • Phase 4 — Eventually

    International shipping.
    Not yet.
    She's working on it.

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Woe will find you.

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Last updated

April 2026.
Progress is being made.
Slowly.
(Woe's pace. Not yours.)