What Meooooown offers

  • "I read it on the first of January.I folded it and put it in my wallet.I still have it."


    — Scorpio, Texas



  • "Woe told me Mercury was going toruin my week. She was right.I felt less alone about it."


    — Gemini, California

Once a month, something arrivesthat isn't a bill.

Woe reads the stars for your sign
and writes it down —
your energy, your love life,
your money, your month.
All of it. On paper.

Keep it. Lose it in a coat pocket.
Find it again when you need it most.

See What's Inside

Who is Woe?

Woe is a cat. Sort of.
She's lazy, a little selfish,
and deeply suspicious of fate.
That's why she reads the stars —
not to help you, exactly,
but because knowing what's coming
is the only way she gets any peace.

You benefit. She tolerates it.

Meet Woe